I'm writing a book about procrastination... ...it's due out in July.
What is a cannibal's favorite food? a late night meal prepared by the devil
I found out why michael jackson was dating mary jean's mom the other day...
What are some of your favorite songs?
Hanson sets sail for world record attempt
I have a job crushing cans. it's soda-pressing.
What does a racial minority like to eat? n*****s
I don't play Overwatch, but I listen to their music and stuff like that.
You're doing great, keep it up!
I had a date the other day I think it was really nice
You're on mobile. Try adding 5 years together
A few months back, I got a job offer and I’m still working today!
Is it weird to have a crush on someone you met at a campground?
I have a white girlfriend. She is pretty hot
I am happy for you. Have a wonderful day!
