What does a necrophiliac have in common with a feminist? both respect the dead.
Nah I'm good. Getting my biochemistry degree.
I just went to a lesbian bar the place was pretty stand up
Djokovic eyes Federer's final grand slam
McIlroy leads at Dubai golf
What should we do if our car is stolen? call the police, they usually come pretty quickly.
Why was the baby a virgin? because it wasn't born yet.
I’m a simple man, I’m not into sports and that is what I enjoy
It's not very good. It's like a trance, but not really interesting.
I love it! The fact that you can even see me in my dream state makes me so happy
I'm not sure if you've heard, but I'm a loner now
Former Real Madrid star Carles Puyol to join Chinese club Shanghai Shenhua
*hugs* omg don't let go! me *hugs* do u have any tentacles?
Greece: What next for football in crisis?
