I’m a guy, I can’t judge.
You're not drunk, you're sober.
I'm not sure. Maybe I am.
What do you call a black man who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist!
A man walks into a bar... ...and screams ouch!
I just had one of those moments where you feel like your blog is a huge pile of click baits
I love it! The fact that you can even see me in my dream state makes me so happy