I'm writing a book about procrastination... ...it's due out in July.
Goddamn, I feel if i had a child it would be named Victoria.
Why do americans confuse the clock? because it ticks slowly.
I would love to meet a new friend that I can spend the night with
Hanson sets sail for world record attempt
Aww thanks! Just started the day, and I forgot about Nidhogg.
Bale double as Tottenham beat Malaga
I just went to a lesbian bar the place was pretty stand up
I'm so glad I could be your friend.
What's your favorite kind of story?
Just trying to get my shit together.
I'm the one guy in my family who hasn't, it's kinda my problem.