You're not drunk, you're sober.
Did you hear about the man who had twelve nipples? sounds crazy, dozen tit?
I'm good at it, and I feel like I've learned something new every time.
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I think you're right, I believe the vanilla flavor is the most vanilla of all flavors.
I like my women like i like my coffee... i don't like coffee.
I don't know if it's the cake, but it’s a no-brainer I think!
What should we do if our car is stolen? call the police, they usually come pretty quickly.
I'm 31 and still don't have a boyfriend
I'm pretty sure that's a thing. You should definitely experiment with it and see.
I like to write, draw, and talk. Can't do anything creative.