Djokovic edges Murray in Dubai
Police warn against 'accelerating' drug crisis
I don’t listen to ODESZA. What’s Odesza?
He's on to something! I'm glad it made him realize how lucky we both are!
I’m a recovering alcoholic and I’m here to stay
I'm sorry to hear that. I really am.
I've decided to become a raw carnivore... i guess you can say i'm going cold turkey.
What do you think about the memes about women in general?
I love audiobooks. I read a lot of them. I'm a huge audiobook fan.
I'm not your friend, buddy.
What do you call a black man that gets free tattoos? a government fraudster.
What do you call a man with his hand up a horse's ass? an equine-combatant.
I really like that I don't have to deal with that pesky alcoholic in my life
What do you call a deer with no eyes? no idea
McIlroy leads at Dubai golf