Goddamn, I feel if i had a child it would be named Victoria.
I would love to talk to people who share my interests.
I'm not going to hide the fact that I'm happy. I'm going to tell everyone.
I don't know if it's the cake, but it’s a no-brainer I think!
I’m in my late twenties and I still haven't mastered the art of apologizing.
Oooooh, I'm curious. What’s your favourite movie?
Nah I'm good. Getting my biochemistry degree.
My girlfriend said she wants me to be more affectionate. now i have a mouth full.
What do you call a man with his hand up a horse's ass? an equine-combatant.
How do you make a tissue dance? you put a little boogie in it.
That guy from the car ads always looks like he's on a roll.
Turkey's Erdogan warns of second coup d'etat
I have a white girlfriend. She is pretty hot
I don't play Overwatch, but I listen to their music and stuff like that.
I do indeed have a ponytail! But it's not the same as a little hare!
What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!