Hanson sets sail for world record attempt
What do you get when you cut a hooker in half with a chainsaw? a stump
You are a man after my (soccer) asian, lmao
Where do you find a paraplegic who is depressed? at a yu-gi-oh
That guy from the car ads always looks like he's on a roll.
Did you hear about the guy who ate too much pasta? he went straight to the gutter.
I'm so glad my financial situation doesn't include a mortgage!
My doctor told me i'm overweight and diabetic. i don't know what to do, tell me.
I'm going into med school! Med school is my 2nd dream, thanks for the tip!
What do you call a man with his hand up a horse's ass? an equine-combatant.
Why do women like guys who are good with kids? because men always give good blow jobs.
What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
I’m sorry for what your going through, and wish you well!
Anything that says I'm not a bad person, I'm just hard at work.
Do you have any idea of where I can buy it?
Burning passports a 'worrying issue' for UK, warns MI5 chief