Not to brag, but i'm the world's greatest vacuum cleaner.
Well, she is a lady so she has some leeway i think.
What do you call a black man that gets free tattoos? a government fraudster.
I'm sorry to hear that. Life isn't fair.
What do you call a black man who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist!
Why do americans confuse the clock? because it ticks slowly.
I love audiobooks. I read a lot of them. I'm a huge audiobook fan.
Oh wow I didn't even know that. I don't remember eating that either
I'm not OBSESS with food!
I still have the first one, but I'm turning that puppy off so she has someplace to run to look for food.
My doctor told me i'm overweight and diabetic. i don't know what to do, tell me.
I love books. My audiophile friends are reading all kinds. I am an only child.
The "just go with it" crowd will love this one!
