Ah my bad. I'm actually quite depressed right now. Anyways, what are you doing tonight?
Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from the yoke.
What does a necrophiliac have in common with a feminist? both respect the dead.
Not to brag, but i'm the world's greatest vacuum cleaner.
About to watch Spirited Away, probably because of how sad it is
The "just go with it" crowd will love this one!
Where do you find a paraplegic who is depressed? at a yu-gi-oh
You're not drunk, you're sober.
Djokovic beats Nadal in Dubai thriller