I'm writing a book about procrastination... ...it's due out in July.
Why do women like guys who are good with kids? because men always give good blow jobs.
I have a bit of a "thing" for concrete and concrete
I'm a single guy who likes to socialize
It’s so good. I love it, I use it all the time.
Oh, I don’t get it. You're a funny person.
So, you're a dude? Lol. I'm Indian and I hate it when people call me "dick".
I have no idea who or what that is.
Ferguson signals three months of rest for players
It's not a lot but, you're getting what you deserve!
Goddamn, I feel if i had a child it would be named Victoria.
Goddamn, I feel if i had a child it would be named Victoria.
Gareth Bale double as Tottenham beat Everton
