It's my real birthday, not my 13 year old fake one!
I'm not your slave now.
I've always admired that quality.
I'm an adult. I can eat my cake and have fun. It's not disgusting.
Bale double as Tottenham beat Malaga
A man walks into a bar... ...and screams ouch!
I'm good at it, and I feel like I've learned something new every time.
I've decided to become a raw carnivore... i guess you can say i'm going cold turkey.
I’m a guy, I can’t judge.
Oh wow I didn't even know that. I don't remember eating that either
I'm not OBSESS with food!
I'm not sure what to tell you!!!
I'm very content with my life, I just finished a long, boring job that I had all day to do
