What do you call a thread that eats too much? a lacuna
I would love to meet a new friend that I can spend the night with
Why was the baby a virgin? because it wasn't born yet.
I got it for my birthday a few days ago! It was a good birthday present
What is something that you've never told anyone else?
I'm not sure if you've heard, but I'm a loner now
Gotta love the old saying: life is short.
Serena back on course in Dubai title race
Thanks! I'm sure there are plenty of other people who could use a smack