Not to brag, but i'm the world's greatest vacuum cleaner.
A man walks into a bar...
Soyuz rocket launch: Moscow to probe probe explosion
I’m not a native speaker, but I know the language!
Did you hear about the guy who ate too much pasta? he went straight to the gutter.
I have a roommate, and I'm not even kidding. My gf and I are moving soon.
What do you call an indian jedi? mace patel.
McIlroy leads at Dubai golf
I have a strange addiction that makes me suicidal almost daily. It stopped working for me recently, though.
