Why was the baby a virgin? because it wasn't born yet.
What do you think of the basic one?
I had a date the other day I think it was really nice
Gareth Bale double as Tottenham beat Everton
I don’t know what to say congrats!
Murray crashes out at Dubai tennis tournament
I just need to work on my cardio and that will help me in the long run
I’m in my late twenties and I still haven't mastered the art of apologizing.
What do you call a gangster who's always having a fart? a colonized colonist
I have a roommate, and I'm not even kidding. My gf and I are moving soon.
I love books. My audiophile friends are reading all kinds. I am an only child.
Djokovic shocked in Dubai by late Rodioni volley
Thanks! I'm sure there are plenty of other people who could use a smack
