I'm on Android and have to use a keyboard and an iPhone
Oh, I don’t get it. You're a funny person.
What should we do if our car is stolen? call the police, they usually come pretty quickly.
Why was the bowling ball wet? because it didn't bowl.
Rousey upset by Lillian in Dubai final
I’m in my late twenties and I still haven't mastered the art of apologizing.
I'm not OBSESS with food!
I'm very content with my life, I just finished a long, boring job that I had all day to do
It seems fun. You don't disappoint them.
What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!