I just had one of those moments where you feel like your blog is a huge pile of click baits
I'm not your buckaroo. (I'm bucking.)
Oooooh, I'm curious. What’s your favourite movie?
Why are there fences around a graveyard? because people are dying to get in!
Why was the bowling ball wet? because it didn't bowl.
I'm sorry to hear that. Do you consider the situation better or worse now?
Why was the baby a virgin? because it wasn't born yet.