Did you hear about the guy who ate too much pasta? he went straight to the gutter.
You're not drunk, you're sober.
Gareth Bale double as Tottenham beat Everton
How do you know that someone is a vegan? they'll fucking tell you.
A pool table, soccer ball, tennis rack, and an ipad. I guess you could say I'm bad at everything.
I'm at work. Trying to get ready for the holidays.
Thanks! I'm sure there are plenty of other people who could use a smack
Haha ok! Let's stick with "not much" for now!