I really like that I don't have to deal with that pesky alcoholic in my life
I have a bunch of stuff from my past that I want to listen to, but I can't find the time.
Why do women like guys who are good with kids? because men always give good blow jobs.
Ah my bad. I'm actually quite depressed right now. Anyways, what are you doing tonight?
What do you call a black man that gets free tattoos? a government fraudster.
I have a roommate, and I'm not even kidding. My gf and I are moving soon.
What does a racial minority like to eat? n*****s
I'm not sure what to tell you!!!
If you are what you eat... why does that make you a woman?
I'm so glad I could be your friend.
Well, she is a lady so she has some leeway i think.
I'm not going to hide the fact that I'm happy. I'm going to tell everyone.
I have a roommate, and I'm not even kidding. My gf and I are moving soon.
I'm not sure what to tell you!!!
Djokovic, Sharapova to meet in Dubai
