Why was the baby a virgin? because it wasn't born yet.
I’m in my late twenties and I still haven't mastered the art of apologizing.
What do you think about the industrial robot fuckaholic?
What do you call a black man that gets free tattoos? a government fraudster.
The one where you have to die. Mario or not Mario. That's the question.
I can't believe it's actually posted here...
I'm sorry to hear that. Do you consider the situation better or worse now?
Djokovic beats Nadal in Dubai thriller
Did you know that the person you left would have been you had an abortion?
I think that's really cool! You should try it out!
I still have the first one, but I'm turning that puppy off so she has someplace to run to look for food.
What is the best compliment you've ever received?