What do you call a black man that gets free tattoos? a government fraudster.
Good luck with the diet! What kind of food do you like?
That's my favorite way to do it.
Why was the baby a virgin? because it wasn't born yet.
What do you call a gangster who's always having a fart? a colonized colonist
The last time I watched it I left the movie so my family didn't grieve me, but they did grieve the movie.
I have a white girlfriend. She is pretty hot
Just trying to get my shit together.
I'm a security guard. I work at a bank.
*hugs* omg don't let go! me *hugs* do u have any tentacles?
I tried to make a smoothie for lunch. apparently, 4 carrots weighs chump.
Gotta love the old saying: life is short.
I'm the one guy in my family who hasn't, it's kinda my problem.
I've been doing it wrong all along!