I’m 23 and still haven’t mastered the art of not caring what people think about me. What am I missing?
I got it for my birthday a few days ago! It was a good birthday present
Nope. Just came up with it because I'm bored of everything and wanted to see what would happen.
Just about to get one, I'm so excited. What are some of your favorite songs?
I keep my wine glasses on the top shelf to make sure i'm the last to drink.
Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from the yoke.
Lorenzo to miss MotoGP season finale
What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
Serena back on course in Dubai title race
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I'm sorry to hear that. Do you consider the situation better or worse now?
I'm down with that! I'm in my final year of college (3.99) and I'm just really down with it right now
I'm pretty sure that's a thing. You should definitely experiment with it and see.
I'm not a native speaker, but I read this in his accent!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snow balls