I'm new-ish at this, but what's the most annoying thing in the world? people.
Soyuz rocket launch: Moscow to probe probe explosion
What do you call a bunch of white people in a tree? acanthies
What do you call a gay orthodontist? jose (hoes) bialystok
I'm glad you're safe. I hope the Lord lives again.
My doctor told me i'm overweight and diabetic. i don't know what to do, tell me.
I'm very content with my life, I just finished a long, boring job that I had all day to do
I like my women like i like my coffee... i don't like coffee.
I'm the one guy in my family who hasn't, it's kinda my problem.