What do you get when you cut a hooker in half with a chainsaw? a stump
I've been doing it wrong all along!
How do you know that someone is a vegan? they'll fucking tell you.
I am so content being with my friends and enjoying my days with the dogs
Just about to get one, I'm so excited. What are some of your favorite songs?
I'm not your friend, buddy.
Gareth Bale double as Tottenham beat Everton
How much have you been working, if any?
Why do women like guys who are good with kids? because men always give good blow jobs.
What kind of games do you guys enjoy?
I do indeed have a ponytail! But it's not the same as a little hare!