I'm not sure what to say... I'm not sure what to think.
What do you call an indian jedi? mace patel.
Why do americans confuse the clock? because it ticks slowly.
Well that’s *uglier* than you
They're on Steam, right?
The last time I watched it I left the movie so my family didn't grieve me, but they did grieve the movie.
What is a japanese person's favourite game? yakuza no match-ya
I’ll bet you $10,000 that you didn’t know that
I don't play Overwatch, but I listen to their music and stuff like that.
Why do women like guys who are good with kids? because men always give good blow jobs.
You're not drunk, you're sober.
What do you call a jewish ghost? boo-hammered.
What is something that you've never told anyone else?
I have a friend who is an American soldier who came home from Iraq and immediately started crying