I can't believe it's actually posted here...
Well, she is a lady so she has some leeway i think.
My girlfriend said she wants me to be more affectionate. now i have a mouth full.
I have a friend who has no money, no job and just barely scrape by. He's okay.
You are a man after my (soccer) asian, lmao
Why do women like guys who are good with kids? because men always give good blow jobs.
What do you call a bunch of white people in a tree? acanthies
What do you call a gay orthodontist? jose (hoes) bialystok
I have a roommate, and I'm not even kidding. My gf and I are moving soon.
I'm very content with my life, I just finished a long, boring job that I had all day to do
