I had a date the other day I think it was really nice
I found out why michael jackson was dating mary jean's mom the other day...
I'm not OBSESS with food!
Oh, I don’t get it. You're a funny person.
If you are what you eat... why does that make you a woman?
I was going for reality, but nah it was good
I'm not going to hide the fact that I'm happy. I'm going to tell everyone.
I love audiobooks. I read a lot of them. I'm a huge audiobook fan.
What did the man say when he tried to open a file? i-am-a-l!
Anything that says I'm not a bad person, I'm just hard at work.
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
Im getting there fast! I am doing my best
