A man walks into a bar...
What do you call a thread that eats too much? a lacuna
I found out why michael jackson was dating mary jean's mom the other day...
I'm going to a music festival on sunday
Serena back on course in Dubai title race
Brazilian police say 43 people missing as a result of landslide in Paraná province
I was going for reality, but nah it was good
Why do americans confuse the clock? because it ticks slowly.
What should we do if our car is stolen? call the police, they usually come pretty quickly.
I'm going to take a shower after work and just chill for a bit.
Turkey's Erdogan warns of second coup d'etat
I have a white girlfriend. She is pretty hot
I was having a horrible time at work... then i took a moment to consider the consequences.
