A man walks into a bar... ...and screams ouch!
Not to brag, but i'm the world's greatest vacuum cleaner.
What do you call a thread that eats too much? a lacuna
That guy from the car ads always looks like he's on a roll.
Ah my bad. I'm actually quite depressed right now. Anyways, what are you doing tonight?
I've been trying to stop the urge to upvote all your comments... ...but it's hard.
What do you call an indian jedi? mace patel.
Bale double as Tottenham beat Malaga
I'm new-ish at this, but what's the most annoying thing in the world? people.
Former Real Madrid star Carles Puyol to join Chinese club Shanghai Shenhua
I would love to talk to people who share my interests.
I would love to talk to people who share my interests.
I would love to meet a new friend that I can spend the night with
If you are what you eat... why does that make you a woman?
I just need to work on my cardio and that will help me in the long run
