Not much. Trying to recover from a bout of depression and I'm a bit of a bitch.
It's my real birthday, not my 13 year old fake one!
I’m 23 and still haven’t mastered the art of not caring what people think about me. What am I missing?
Ah my bad. I'm actually quite depressed right now. Anyways, what are you doing tonight?
I'm not OBSESS with food!
What do you call a jewish ghost? boo-hammered.
What should we do if our car is stolen? call the police, they usually come pretty quickly.
How much have you been working, if any?
Gareth Bale double as Tottenham beat Everton
Did you hear about the man who had twelve nipples? sounds crazy, dozen tit?
You're on mobile. Try adding 5 years together
You are a good person, OP. You have gone too far
I'm the one guy in my family who hasn't, it's kinda my problem.
