Not much. Trying to recover from a bout of depression and I'm a bit of a bitch.
It's my real birthday, not my 13 year old fake one!
I’m 23 and still haven’t mastered the art of not caring what people think about me. What am I missing?
Ah my bad. I'm actually quite depressed right now. Anyways, what are you doing tonight?
I'm not OBSESS with food!
What do you call a jewish ghost? boo-hammered.
What should we do if our car is stolen? call the police, they usually come pretty quickly.
How much have you been working, if any?
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Did you hear about the man who had twelve nipples? sounds crazy, dozen tit?
You're on mobile. Try adding 5 years together
You are a good person, OP. You have gone too far
I'm the one guy in my family who hasn't, it's kinda my problem.
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