Why was the baby a virgin? because it wasn't born yet.
What do you call a person who loves black friday? a bonkkle
I'm writing a book about procrastination... ...it's due out in July.
Why do americans confuse the clock? because it ticks slowly.
I'm glad you're safe. I hope the Lord lives again.
Nice, if you could, that would be great.
Bale double as Tottenham beat Malaga
What's your favorite color?
Villa scores twice as Barcelona beat Malaga to top EPL
*hugs* omg don't let go! me *hugs* do u have any tentacles?
I can't really think of anything right now, haha. I'll let you know what I think of it