What is a japanese person's favourite game? yakuza no match-ya
What do you think about the industrial robot fuckaholic?
How do you make a tissue dance? you put a little boogie in it.
The one where you have to die. Mario or not Mario. That's the question.
I've been doing it wrong all along!
Haha ok! Let's stick with "not much" for now!
I have a friend who is an American soldier who came home from Iraq and immediately started crying
Federer and Murray to meet in Dubai final
I haven't had a proper Corgi in ages so I'm really excited!
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? a virgin.
How do you know that someone is a vegan? they'll fucking tell you.
Djokovic shocked in Dubai by late Rodioni volley
What do you call a jewish ghost? boo-hammered.
What do you call an indian jedi? mace patel.
Did you hear about the guy who ate too much pasta? he went straight to the gutter.