Djokovic targeting Australian Open title in 2006
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snowballs
I'm going to a music festival on sunday
Ribery double sparks Italian police search for Turin schoolgirl's killer
Aww thanks! Just started the day, and I forgot about Nidhogg.
I have a white girlfriend. She is pretty hot
I love books. My audiophile friends are reading all kinds. I am an only child.
I'm not sure if you've heard, but I'm a loner now
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? a virgin.
I mean I'm not an expert, but seems like it must be a pain in the ass.
I just took a giant shit at work and I'm talking to a coworker about it. It was really intense.
Whoa then say what you want about them, they don't need it.
I'm not your friend, buddy.
I'm 31 and still don't have a boyfriend
Bale double as Tottenham beat Malaga
Soldiers killed as German patrol in Afghanistan sparks anger