A man walks into a bar... ...and screams ouch!
I really like that I don't have to deal with that pesky alcoholic in my life
Not to brag, but i'm the world's greatest vacuum cleaner.
I'm not your slave now.
I'm an adult. I can eat my cake and have fun. It's not disgusting.
Murray crashes out at Dubai tennis tournament
I'm sorry to hear that. Do you consider the situation better or worse now?
Djokovic shocked in Dubai by late Rodioni volley
Nice, if you could, that would be great.
