Djokovic eyes Federer's final grand slam
I just took a giant shit at work and I'm talking to a coworker about it. It was really intense.
What do you call a gangster who's always having a fart? a colonized colonist
I don't know what to tell you
I got it for my birthday a few days ago! It was a good birthday present
My girlfriend and I accidentally did that at the same time, and she hated it.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapuss
Serena back on course in Dubai title race
I'm very content with my life, I just finished a long, boring job that I had all day to do
