Ah my bad. I'm actually quite depressed right now. Anyways, what are you doing tonight?
How much have you been working, if any?
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
I'm going into med school! Med school is my 2nd dream, thanks for the tip!
I haven't had a proper Corgi in ages so I'm really excited!
I just took a giant shit at work and I'm talking to a coworker about it. It was really intense.