I’m a simple man, I’m not into sports and that is what I enjoy
I'm on Android and have to use a keyboard and an iPhone
Oh, I don’t get it. You're a funny person.
I don't know what to tell you
I have a bit of a "thing" for concrete and concrete
I'm a single guy who likes to socialize
I don't know. Maybe you could tell me?
How do you make a tissue dance? you put a little boogie in it.
What does a necrophiliac have in common with a feminist? both respect the dead.
Thank you! It was the best gig ever
What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!
I have a pet hyenas the size of a great white shark.
Not really. I'm pro-active and I go to sleep 😂
*hugs* omg don't let go! me *hugs* do u have any tentacles?
