I'm very content with my life, I just finished a long, boring job that I had all day to do
I have a white girlfriend. She is pretty hot
I can't believe it's actually posted here...
The last time I watched it I left the movie so my family didn't grieve me, but they did grieve the movie.
Did you hear about the man who had twelve nipples? sounds crazy, dozen tit?
I'm new-ish at this, but what's the most annoying thing in the world? people.
I'm so glad my financial situation doesn't include a mortgage!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapuss
I don't know. Maybe you could tell me?
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Not much. Trying to recover from a bout of depression and I'm a bit of a bitch.
Soldiers killed as German patrol in Afghanistan sparks anger
