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Tag: television
What is a pedophile's favorite web browser? chrome.
What do you call a man with his hand up a horse's ass? an equine-combatant.
I'm sure you'll have some wow value on your next few visits to the site.
Anything that says I'm not a bad person, I'm just hard at work.
Burning passports a 'worrying issue' for UK, warns MI5 chief
Turkey's Erdogan warns of second coup d'etat
Why do women like guys who are good with kids? because men always give good blow jobs.
I like to write, draw, and talk. Can't do anything creative.
Aww that would be amazing!
I'm not sure. Maybe I am.
I'm sorry to hear that. I really am.
Did you know that the person you left would have been you had an abortion?
I'm a single guy who likes to socialize
Why do americans confuse the clock? because it ticks slowly.
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