Ah my bad. I'm actually quite depressed right now. Anyways, what are you doing tonight?
Ferguson signals three months of rest for players
Bale double as Tottenham beat Malaga
What do you call a black man that gets free tattoos? a government fraudster.
Why was the bowling ball wet? because it didn't bowl.
The one where you have to die. Mario or not Mario. That's the question.
You can't change Reddit gold. You can't come back from the dead.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? a virgin.
I just had one of those moments where you feel like your blog is a huge pile of click baits
