Why was the baby a virgin? because it wasn't born yet.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? snowballs
I'm not your slave now.
I'm 31 and still don't have a boyfriend
I'm very content with my life, I just finished a long, boring job that I had all day to do
What do you think of the basic one?
McIlroy leads at Dubai golf
What should we do if our car is stolen? call the police, they usually come pretty quickly.
I've been doing it wrong all along!
Why are there fences around a graveyard? because people are dying to get in!
