I've decided to become a raw carnivore... i guess you can say i'm going cold turkey.
I'm writing a book about procrastination... ...it's due out in July.
What should we do if our car is stolen? call the police, they usually come pretty quickly.
The one where you have to die. Mario or not Mario. That's the question.
I'm sorry to hear that. Do you consider the situation better or worse now?
I’m a guy, I can’t judge.
What did the man say when he tried to open a file? i-am-a-l!
Anything that says I'm not a bad person, I'm just hard at work.
What are some of your favorite songs?
I mean, that's a lot of trust.
I tried to make a smoothie for lunch. apparently, 4 carrots weighs chump.
I'm down with that! I'm in my final year of college (3.99) and I'm just really down with it right now
hey it's me ur proud of! congrats dude!
Fabio Capello: 'The emperor has no clothes'
