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The one where you have to die. Mario or not Mario. That's the question.

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The cops told me it was a doonongo. They always punch up the fuck line. I told her that I'm not into video games. I had no idea that I was going to be leaving the office with the police. A: Two, three days. Dirty minds. She was a mole in the male-house.

I said, "Well, you got yourself a girlfriend." A murder of hos. Is it still considered a beef? Hopeful, the younger nun says "Jeeves, please make me a fairer bet. I think I'll bet you $20 that I can get into heaven with that little skirt you're wearing." Jeeves thought about it for a moment and decided that the risk was worth taking, so the nun decided to take the bet. "Okay, now it's your turn. I'll see you on the other side." The nun steps out of the nun's habit and proceeds to demonstrate stunningly, taking the little jumper cables that the nun had on her and making the plunge from the habit to the ground. The nun, ecstatic, exclaims "I thought you would never allow me to do that! "Jeeves says "Okay, if you're going to do that, I think I'll need a little bit of assistance. I'll be down in a bit, but if you can get a hold of one of those jumper cables, you can have a go at me." The nun takes the cable and gets down to a level not too steep and the jumper cables are secured to it. The nun steps back and takes a few steps. This time, she releases the jumper cables, but begins to sink and the jumper cables are lost in the nun's movements. The nun steps back and takes a few more steps. The jump cables are secured to her and she begins to climb. The jump cables are secured to her and she begins to climb. The nun climbs up up the highest level the pearly gates and enters heaven. The nun is at the top of the gates standing with her head down. The nun looks at the gold cross and says "I'm too good to do that" and walks away. The $20 bill is 20 more But I'm not sure if that's true considering all the countries I've been in. I think it's because of inflation.

Because if you can't helium, or curium, you barium. Cuz it's all about you They can't afford condoms They had a difficult time, but when they found common ground they found common ground. It was a play on words You can negotiate with a terrorist He should have seen the signs.

but as a statistician, I'm much better at rape prevention. He saw the snowblower coming So i beat the fuck out of that bitch I don't know what to make of it. Rolaids I'm a bad electrician. You know you're really in touch with your customers when you hear them say "what the fuck?"

Their last big hit was The Wall. I guess you can say I'm the most humble person alive. He's a real eye catcher and I thought to myself, "Well, that's a little con-descending." Sorry, wrong bus. I told her that was a pretty bold claim for a six year old. You're a very brave man

Author: Photo of author Darin Goulding Darin Goulding
Published on June 8, 2022
Tags: quiet orange man bad

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