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She really wanted a daughter. I'm not sure what I would do with the other 90% of the money though. You've got to hand it to her... Because they lactose. You hit rock bottom. Apparently they work much better if you're a woman. They're the wurst. Then I realised I was on an I-be-once basis.

A man walks into a bar and sees a 10 dollar bill on the bar. He asks the bartender, "What's up with the 10 dollars?" The bartender replies, "Well, you see, there's a donkey in here, he's very depressed. If you can make him laugh you get the money, but if you can't make him cry you have to pay 10 bucks." The man thinks about it for a little bit and says, "Well, I can make the donkey laugh, so I'll take the 10 bucks." The bartender says, "OK, now would you like to make the donkey cry?" The man replies, "I can make the donkey cry, so I'll take the 10 bucks." The bartender says, "OK, here's the deal. If you can make the donkey laugh you get the money, but if you can't make the donkey cry you have to pay 10 bucks." The man thinks for a moment and says, "Well, if I can make the donkey cry I'll take the 10 bucks." So the bartender says, "OK, here's the deal. If you can make the donkey laugh you get the money, but if you can't make the donkey cry you have to pay 10 bucks." The man thinks about it for a minute and says, "Well, I can make the donkey laugh, so I'll take the 10 bucks." So the bartender says, "OK, now would you like to make the donkey cry?" The man, a little annoyed, says, "I can make the donkey cry, so I'll take the 10 bucks." The bartender says, "OK, now would you like to make the donkey bleed?" The man replies, "I can make the donkey bleed, so I'll take the 10 bucks." So the bartender says, "OK, now would you like to make the donkey laugh?" The man, a little annoyed, replies, "I can make the donkey laugh, so I'll take the 10 bucks." So the bartender says, "OK, now would you like to make the donkey cry?" The man, now, angry, says, "I can make the donkey cry, so I'll take the 10 bucks." So the bartender says, "OK, now would you like to make the donkey bleed?" The man replies, "I can make the donkey bleed, so I'll take the 10 bucks." So the bartender says, "OK, now would you like to make the donkey laugh?" The man, now, furious, says, "I can make the donkey laugh, so I'll take the 10 bucks." So the bartender says, "Alright, now would you like to make the donkey cry?" The man replies, "I can make the donkey cry, so I'll take the 10 bucks." So the bartender gives the man the 10 bucks, and the man leaves. He comes back an hour later, and he's still waiting. Eventually, the donkey arrives, but it's still in a bad mood. The man walks up to the donkey, and the donkey is crying. So the man whispers in the donkey's ear, and the donkey starts laughing. The bartender is in disbelief and asks, "Why did you make the donkey laugh?" The man replies, "I told the donkey my dick was bigger than his." The bartender, shocked, says, "Really? How did you make him cry?" The man replies, "I showed him." Because they're not allowed to own people anymore. My friend said he was good at making split-second decisions. He's a man after my own heart. I don't know how I'm supposed to do it, but she says if I stick it in she'll do it. I didn't know what to say to that They've already got their shit packed the night before. It's only the first date, but the world is still open for me.

Because he was *Swan*t... The acrobat says to the acrobatica "hey bro, I think we're the only ones here" To get to the other side. The mother went to the front desk of the café and said, I hope the manager is on the phone right away He was looking for some good crack. Because I keep hearing them and I never get a straight answer I actually care when my computer crashes Because they are always up to something...

But I can say "hey, I like it better than my last girlfriend" I was speechless To get to the other side. One of them stops and points to a window in the side room, and says to the other, "You know, I'm tired of being a pimp." A guy walked into a bar, and saw a sign that said "If you can make the donkey laugh, you get free drinks for the night". So he walked into the bar, and the bartender laughed at him. The guy got free drinks for the night. So the next day when he came back, he went and asked for a free drink. But the bartender said "I couldn't help it, you asked for a free drink yesterday, and yesterday we were laughing so hard." the guy said "You know, I was the only one laughing." "Yeah, you can have the horse, but I can't eat you tonight." It's my face. But they might be true! Just not in the way you think! When you donate blood.

Because they're all gaseous. An ex-man A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!" He was a little shellfish. I'm having a midlife crisis I was at a loss for words. She was so beautiful, wore a shirt that read, "I'm Going, If You're Feeling Frisky." I couldn't believe it. I was floored. My doctor said I have to take them to the ER a second time. The kid says, "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and to make love to her three times a day". The pedophile gulps and says, "You wanna hear a little more about this?" The kid says, "I wanna be Johnny Manziel."

Because they don't have any joints. I can't tell you what it is because you might not get it. Now it's just a regular mosquito with a yeast infection. A man is driving down a road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" A spaghetto It literally blew me away A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there's a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: 'What the hell was that all about?' To get to the other side.

Author: Photo of author Tatiana Easton Tatiana Easton
Published on June 8, 2022
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