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He was trying to break the speed limit He was charged with a salt and battery. In the main stream Because he has a hollow-weenie. Because they have a hollow-weenie. They are both fucking near water. Well, actually, he was a horse's ass.

There's no way he could write a book. I'm pretty sure I'm going to kill myself soon. It's better than sitting around doing nothing. Because they're really good at it. I'm calling it "Le Mans-chore-able" A bad eye can't. I'm currently stuck in my own puns.

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!" Because it's not a union All the way to the butt. The bartender says,"Sorry, no minors." They are always up to something Google Browsers

They seem to be taking the piss. I don't know, I just click submit Since then, my mugging attempts have been a lot more successful. A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, "That's not it" and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army. The soldier picked it up, smiled and said, "That's it." "Better hold onto your nuts, cause this ain't no ordinary blowjob." Mum: "I told you not to call me later honey" The wife was not pleased though

But he's only got his shelf to blame Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire. With an itheberg. He's such a dick. So I threw a coconut at his head I don't know, it's just the orange that counts. I call that Instagram.

But I'm not very good at it. Nice belt but I'm all out of poems. I'm not sure I can quit cold turkey. Neither did she Drown them. He said 'don't you fuckin DARE forget about Elvis'.

Author: Photo of author Jay Arnold Jay Arnold
Published on June 8, 2022
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