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What do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot, you racist!

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He's got the sack to himself now. When I was younger, I had a friend from school named Richard. He was a really cool guy and everyone in school knew him, but I didn't know him as well as I should have. He is the only other friend I have, which is pretty weird considering I'm a guy in high school. We had a lot in common and also shared a mutual fear of snakes. He was also an editor at a tech site called Know Your Covers. He was also a guy that I knew from a soda commercial that said "If you can see your toe on a snake, you're not a snake, you're a rat." He wrote that down on his application form and I can't remember the name of the company, but it had something to do with women and children. I don't know who it was though. Maybe it was just his name and all. Anyway, I found out that he posted an offensive joke to Reddit last year. I don't see why. He really didn't like the title. It said "If you can see your toe on a snake, you're a snake." I felt like I was seeing a murderer or something. I don't know. I mean, I didn't see the post itself. I'm not a redditor and that didn't make much sense. Maybe he found his own joke and decided to put it up himself. Maybe he found the "funny name" before I found out? I don't know. All I know is that it's stuck on a post and he doesn't want it to go away. I said "Nah, I'm not that kind of person." He was charged with Assault with a Battery. Because it's a Dell. Lights out from the other side They're both fucking close to water.

They're both fucking close to water. For example, I now have an extra large pizza. He doesn't know whether to make a 6 pack or a 9 pack because he's really not into anything with liquids. My wife has been doing it for years. Everywhere. I have no eye deer. It's called 'ILS 2:13'

It was a cluster flicks. Do three test tickles But I'm not as full of shit as I thought I was... It's fucking r/aww! The bartender says, "Hey Mr. Clinton!" My wife told me she wanted to transplant my kidney, but I told her, 'Fuck that, I don't have a kidney.' One's the the devil, the other the only truth.

...it turned out to be a waist of time. Just kidding. Sir Loin But I never got the chants. A German Shepherd. A man is sitting at home with his wife when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there's a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: 'What the hell was that all about?' ...is a great place to visit if you have a short attention span.

"I'm not a real man, but I can't help but notice you've got a dick on your neck." Because they're always up to something. The KONY 2014 ...so I've started calling them "my roses". It was a cat-has-trophy He says "uno, dos..." *poof*. And disappears without a tres. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

I lost all of my shit You're a single mother. They're full of Shotophiles One day in Hell, a man asked Devil: "Can I get a wish stronger?" Devil said: "Yes. What else do you want?" No matter how much I try, I can't seem to get the crumbs off my shoes. It's not hard. Because they're all targets!

Author: Photo of author Simrah Kerr Simrah Kerr
Published on June 8, 2022
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