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There's a man who runs a restaurant and suddenly one day his waiter arrives with a big plate full of meat. He asks the man, "Are you going to eat that?" The man replies, "No. Help me and I will show you." While the waiter is away, the man pulls out a knife and cuts off the tip of the meat. The waiter laughs at him and says, "That's not the correct thing to do. You should have shown it to me." The man replies, "No, I will not show it to you. This is the first time I will see it, and you should not be surprised you have shown it to me." The waiter sighs and says, "Well, you should have shown it to me when I was coming here." The man replied, "A little of this and a little of that." The first makes your day and the second makes your hole weak She was a little cross. The barman says "now *that's* a cold one." The bartender looks at him and says, "Get the fuck out" I thought no one cared because I didn't had a single parent A Pedrophile It's the same as a "pick up line" but down under That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

That's why I'm always on top of my girlfriend You put a little boogie in it! It's called the "No L" They're both inbred I'm a big fan. Does it make you look like an idiot? They're both fucking near water. So I took her to dinner after the birthday. It was a real double-slit experiment.

You know what they say, you're what you eat. I was unable to put it down. I'm not sure how I feel about it. Without a penis And if you don't, raise both hands and give me your wallet. He makes up for it by moving to Florida. I wish she didn't have one at all. So I can't get a job

The most important memory is forgetting to wear underwear! R/Jokes I just got three new sports cars! When you think about it, they're so effing retarded The man turned around and replied, "that's a mouthful, millet." The wheelchair I said maybe... A virgin. You can't.

Author: Photo of author Cali Head Cali Head
Published on June 8, 2022
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