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What do you call a gangster who's always having a fart? a colonized colonist

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They're both fucking nuts. But I can't find the heart to tell him. The bartender asks,"What'll it be?" The duck says,"Goose." The bartender asks,"Why a goose?" The duck replies, "I'll have a pint of beer and a roasted turkey." BJ's They can't stop talking about their husbands' quivers. He spent his life without a single good bone in his body. Stuffing

They're both fucking conservative. They call it the *Alfred Hitchcock'* I said, "No, I don't hate your relatives." She was pretty intense. He was afraid that he'd get a hole in one They're both fucking conservative! He's never gonna give you Up.

They both have to smell it but neither of them can taste it The other man's pants fit like a glove. A man is pissed. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap. it's the wurst They are both from Jersey! but I'll shave it for later.

He said "I'm a big fan". I said "Have a dream!" Tied up in a burlap sack and thrown across the border. I don't know, but I can guarantee you it'll be a wild ride! The only thing he can say is "AKA". They're killed. Because they're good at it.

Author: Photo of author Kane Anderson Kane Anderson
Published on June 8, 2022
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