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What do you call a jewish ghost? boo-hammered.

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He's the one with a lot of holes You take the S from Safe and the F from Way They were still arguing about it a few days later when she had a heart attack. The priest says, "What do you mean, almost?" The man says, "Well, we were getting a pizza, and I was about to eat it, but then I remembered that I had a friend back there, and I prayed that the pizza would not get cold." The priest says, "That's a good prayer. Why don't you get two slices of the pizza, and that'll work?" The man agrees; he eats the two slices and then prays, saying, "Wow, this really works!" The priest asks, "How long does it take for God to do this?" The man says, "Pretty much forever, but I can't believe it took that long!" The bartender says "we don't serve food here." He was charged with master bating. He was charged with master bating. I said, "Yes, but the name rings a bell."

Oral sex makes your day, anal makes your hole weak. It was such a rip off It was a total rip off But I can't stop laughing. I'm not sure why. The flag is a big plus. Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog. A stick! Because you're a joke

I'd have a lot to pay for abortions. A soft taco They're always looking down on everybody. I'm not sure what scared him more; the fact that I was in bed or the fact that I could still remember his face. I'm not sure how I feel about that. ...but I was still hoping for a moaner. A man goes to the doctor. The doctor looks him over and asks, What's wrong?" A bagel.

I knew it was wrong when I saw it with my eyes closed. That's when I knew it wasn't a piece of cake. Just don't pull them out of the water. Don't worry, the police caught her He didn't want it to get to her throat. They're both the highest forms of flattery He asks the bartender "do you have any carrot juice?", to which the bartender replies "No, we don't have any carrot juice, but we do have a juice". The man, confused, asks "So, what's the difference?". So, the bartender replies, "Well, the difference is that we make our juice from the dried fruit, and the other way around - we squeeze our vegetables". I do it to see if I'm funny. I'm not sure why I bothered, it was pretty pointless.

I've got to the other side I'm a cashew It's actually the C You'd think one of them would've seen it And a lifetime ban from the San Diego zoo T-Rex the Hedgehog. So I turned around and said "you are always so negative and negative". I told her "Yeah, when I'm around here I like to feel that I'm with the beautiful people, and I feel that I'm with the beautiful beast."

Author: Photo of author Francesco Shah Francesco Shah
Published on June 8, 2022
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