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A man walks into a bar and sees a donkey. He asks the bartender if he can buy it. The bartender says no. The man asks how much would it cost if the donkey would go to the grocery store and buy enough bread and fresh milk for a month. The bartender says "$1 million". The man says that's a lot of money and that he needs something to get him through the month. The bartender says he'll give him something to get through it. The man offers to drive the donkey to the grocery store. The bartender says no because the donkey is a little stubborn. The man says he'll drive it to the grocery store and if the donkey doesn't go to the grocery store at the end of the month, he'll give him $1 million. The bartender says why only $1 million? The man explains the donkey has been stubborn the whole month and will go to the grocery store at the end of the month and get the $1 million. The man and the donkey drive to the grocery store and the donkey doesn't go. The man hands the bartender $2,000 and says wait here. I have to go to the bathroom. The bartender says have a good day, go and see if the donkey will go to the grocery store again. He said, "I'm a not-see." The other one said it was ok They say he's a real treat. I was so surprised when I found it. I never knew he was a barber. I replied, "it's just a pigment of your imagination" The first one is to tell everyone they're vegan. with a laser sight and says to the other one: "I can see your house from here, what about you?"

They really had to put their foot down "I'm not Willie Nelson." A man steps into a bar, and the bartender says, "Whoa, getting the door slammed in your face again?" But only if you can prove that you don't need it. The Lingerie But when a guy does the same thing, everyone loses their goddamn mind? I'm still trying to figure out how I'm going to pull it off. It's called The Mass Appeal.

He's probably working on his cabinet duty. Both are really fun until you get them wet So he can fit into your wife's clothes. It wasn't very good, they just raffled the crate Because they never get old. ... she said I still had a parent teacher and only moved to the other side of the world. A bed and breakfast. It's a little hard to know, they never checked their book.

"Knee Impact" I just didn't want to be Obama self. The reception was great but the bills were really high. He was a little shellfish. Today we call them engineers. They're the wurst. He can only grow so much more than the permitted 1 foot by 1 foot "yard". A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. Genie appeared and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

He couldn't see himself using it. Colombians. A tachyon posts a 9/11 joke. Mouthwash. Because they already have enough on their plate! I really hope it's Todd, he's cute But the men I know use camels. I guess you could say he's a real one trick pony.

Author: Photo of author Scarlette Booker Scarlette Booker
Published on June 8, 2022
Tags: paris supper new world order

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